Bring on the lactic acid!
and
congrats! you are in vogue now
and
the new cult:Frankencotton
and
( hx, when i read this, i was thinking of your "America, the land of the ever-optimistic!" )
but it's definitely not for the faint-hearted
and
for every aroused moment(pun intended), maybe we can enfeeble the trend of greying heads.